Met you at a game night bash
We were playing Balderdash
Fell in love the moment I saw you
You were calling friends that night
To take you to the Price is Right
I volunteered and then we had a date
I picked you up at 5 am
We got into my car and then went to Canter’s Deli for a bite
After that, we headed in. I didn’t know where to begin
I told them that I was a puppeteer
We did not get called up to play, but had a blast there anyway
The producer saw right through my lie
I’m not a puppeteering guy
That was many years ago
We’re married now, and don’t you know
I love you now as much as I did then
And it might take a few more years
But listen baby, do not fear
One day, I will be a puppeteer