[Verse 1]
Go out and buy some patchwork pants, so you can look authentic
Go out and wave your arms when you dance, you know you're hypocritical
Go out and buy a tie-dye dress, and put on some patchouli
Go out and leave your hair in a mess, you know you look more headie that way
[Pre-Chorus]
I remember when you wore black mini skirts
Used to think that only freaks wore thrift store t-shirts
Now you keep your glass one hitter in your Kate Spade purse
Oh yeah, it hurts
[Chorus]
You remember when the [night scene?] was [pure?]
Back in fifth grade, your mother took you out on tour
She was a dеadhead, you know, back in the 70s
And I was conceivеd during "Eyes of the World"
[Verse 2]
Go out and drive a brand new car
But make sure that it's dirty
Go out and dive [die?], forget who you are
Straight into the absurdity
[Pre-Chorus]
I remember when you wore black mini skirts
Now you walk around in sandals and backless shirts
If I recall, I think you went to the 'NSYNC concert
Oh yeah, it hurts
[Chorus]
You remember when the [night scene?] was [pure?]
Back in fifth grade, your mother took you out on tour
She was a deadhead, you know, back in the 70s
And I was conceived during "Eyes of the World"
[Bridge]
But don't pretend the pot has changed the way you're thinking
[Scared about the?] parallel, it's not the only beer we're drinking
[?], 'cause your armpits are stinking
You could at least wear a bra
[Chorus]
You remember when the [night scene?] was [pure?]
Back in fifth grade, your mother took you out on tour
She was a deadhead, you know, back in the 70s
And I was conceived during "Eyes of the World"
You remember when the [night scene?] was [pure?]
Back in fifth grade, your mother took you out on tour
She was a deadhead, you know, back in the 70s
And I was conceived during "Eyes of the World"
[Outro]
Ooh...
*Gun loading, followed by several shots*