Lying in my bed, just watching the time go by
Never did before but now I start to wonder why
Lying here half-asleep, listen to the milkman go by
Time is now seven, so I roll over and sigh
Knocked upon my door, so I just yell "Keep out cos I'm dying"
Everybody's pounding on the door, really getting on my nerves
Screaming and a-shouting, they must think that I haven't heard
"What's all the row?" I only thought, I didn't wanna go to work
Keep on banging on my door, you think I'm some kind of jerk
You can go away, I've decided what I'm gonna do
That's what I said, well keep out cos I'm dead