Who is Ron Grainer?
Nobody knows
He wrote the music
For old TV. shows
"Man in a Suitcase" is one I recall
"Doctor Who", "Steptoe", "The Prisoner", and all
I ask a local librarian
Who is Ron Grainer when he's at home?
Does he lie low in Sierra Leone?
Does he wear spectacles, is he at woe?
Flashing his crickets at ?
Perhaps he wears a uniform
Conducting all the passengers on the 95 (Mind the door)
Perhaps he went to Italy
Conduct the choir and ? at the Vatican
Who is Ron Grainer?
For all we know
He could have vaporized ages ago
Still decomposing, a box full of bones
But reincarnated as Alan Jones
Who is Ron Grainer?
Will somebody tell
If I had his number, I'd give him a bell
"Thank you for calling, but Ron's not at home"
"He's with Ron Sterling in the Twilight Zone"