[Verse 1: Fidel Castro]
Come out of your tomb
And feel the effects of time
I'm 85 years old
And I can still spit a rhyme!
I'll mash you and assassinate you
Harder than Brutus!
You only put your snake in Cleopatra
'Cause you're Senatus Proposterus!
Just one lyrical stab
And you'll be on the floor, dead!
I'll leave you more stained with blood
Than Gorbachev's forehead!
You and your uncle Voldemort
Need to get the hell out
Or else I'll Castro-ate you, torture you
And gouge your eyes out!
[Verse 2: Julius Caesar]
We've got a crisis on our hands
And this time it's big!
My rhymes will lеave you feeling stupider
Than a Bay of Pigs!
I'm dictating this battle
With an iron fist!
You'vе got a lot of Gaul
If you think that you can fight this!
You're going down Fido
The die has been cast!
I'll kick your ass, I've got the class;
In this battle you won't pass!
No need to assign labels
When you're the real scum
I'll take all your war machines
And shove them up your bum!
[Verse 3: Fidel Castro]
You need to calm your ass down
And shut the fuck up!
Are you on your Special Period?
Is there blood also coming from your butt?
I'll take Lenin and Marx
And we'll bring your army down!
We'll kill all of your people
And then ransack all your towns!
How can you spit a rhyme
If you can't even protect yourself?
Quit trying to rap
And maybe focus on your health!
JFK tried to remove me
Look what happened to him!
Are you in over your head
Or just full to the brim?
[Verse 4: Julius Caesar]
I spit verbal war and revolution
At this fella!
I'll bitch-smack you, Chavez, Morales
And Mandela!
We've got enough awareness
No need for Pink Tide!
By the end, this "president"
Will have nothing to preside!
Watch out Castro, face my wrath
You get me pissed
I can see your face turning red
Guess you're a true Communist!
I led a British Invasion
And made all of Europe a feared!
Now, why don't you go back to having
An affair with your beard?