[Intro]
SUPERTHINGSONCUPS RAP BATTLES!
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC!
VS!
BART BAKER!
BEGIN!
[Verse 1: Bart Baker]
I'm a California boy, you're just a white and nerdy fag
With your really long curly hair, it's bigger than your sack
I'm the king of song parodies, your shit is just scaring me
I make people actually laugh, you won't even beat me barely
I butcher every Boy Band and singer that reaches fame
You make G-rated shitty songs that are extremely lame
So, while I'm making money by parodying celebrity whores
You're sitting in your room, making songs 'bout Star Wars
[Verse 2: Weird Al]
Hi there, my buddies call me Weird Al
But I'm not weird at all, but I still got a big crowd
Why would I fight this asshole? He's obsessed with homeless men
The only people that are your fans are hypocritical kids that are ten
Once I kick your ass, it'll be a party in the CIA
Just face the fact that you and Alex are gay
Grandparents understand that you're a fuck tard!
The first verse is done, and you're not even ready to start!
[Verse 3: Bart Baker]
Someone call a doctor, cause you're extremely butthurt
When I heard your music, I thought I was listening to dirt
No one can stop me, I'm baker to the bart
I can make a better parody when I make a fart
[Verse 4: Weird Al]
You sound like a gay guy who stepped on a brittle
After I'm done with your mom, I will tell her a riddle
Yes, I know I'm Weird Al, and I know I am weird
But I'm better, but not you, cause you are fucking queer
[Verse 5: Rucka Rucka Ali]
Welcome to Rucka's World! (RUCKA RUCKA ALI)
Get ready to feel the lyrical pain when I bring a fatality!
You guys are fucking unpopular while my shit is the shit
And you guys are fucking crying while I suck on your mom's tits
Because I got beats hotter than DJ Not Nice
When I beat you two failed abortions, you'll be needing a bag of ice
The world is my fame, I have everybody
You guys lost cause you don't know the definition of “parody”
[Outro]
WHO WON?
YOU DECIDE!
SUPERTHINGSONCUPS (record stratch) RAP BATTLES!