Interdimensional phone
Are you looking to connect with other dimensions?
Look no further than our bestselling interdimensional phone
Awarded in 12 dimensions for its outstanding design
And disturbingly friendly technology, only 59.99
Call [Unintelligible] to order one today
Warning
May bite
May cause death
May fall in love with you
Side effects include delirium
Hallucinations
Vertigo
Shooting pains
Loss of hearing
And extra finger growth