[DAWN spoken]
So how did you get into gynecology?
[DR. GODFREY]
Vaginas have long enchanted me
With their deep hidden depths
And their loops and whorls
Since I was a boy, I was keen to see
Just how different I was
From the neighborhood girls
Day in and day out I poke and prod
With my steth and my spec
And my latex glove
A clod among men among vadge I'm a god
Every ridge, every fold
I examine with love
To keep it from getting routine and banal with
Girls. Like. You
I just go spelunking in the birth canal with
Girls. Like. You
I’m always so stunned when it's coy and/or skittish with
Girls. Like. You
When lips should be loose but instead, they're so British
With girls like you
[DR. GODFREY spoken]
I like to lead with a little humor. Hope I didn’t offend
[DAWN spoken]
I'm so scared but it feels good to laugh at this a little
[DAWN]
I know I was right to seek you out
With a problem like this that I can't explain
And what could I have that could freak you out?
As a doctor I'm sure it's a familiar terrain
[DR. GODFREY]
To keep it from getting banal and routine with
Girls. Like. You
I look for the secrets deep in the vagine with
Girls. Like. You
I hate to see fear in the beautiful eyes of
Girls. Like. You
The terror you feel with what's between your thighs with
Girls. Like. You
Well then let's have a look since you feel you're abnormal
No need to tense up, this is all very formal
I’m proud of my work as a vaginal scholar
So if you feel pain then just give me a holler
Now scoot down
Scoot down
Scoot
Scoot
Scoot down
Now spread
[DR. GODFREY spoken]
Keep me up to date with your pain scale, okay? And don’t be afraid to be verbal
[DR. GODFREY]
You can't be too hasty
You have to take care with
Girls. Like. You
[PROMISE KEEPER GIRLS]
Dentata, dentata, dentata
[DR. GODFREY]
You have to be subtle
You have to prepare
[PROMISE KEEPER GIRLS]
Dentata, dentata, dentata
[DR. GODFREY]
It’s like hunting a deer
When I have to examine
Girls. Like. You
[PROMISE KEEPER GIRLS]
Dentata, dentata, dentata
[DR. GODFREY]
Wait 'til the coast is all clear
Count down to ten and bam!
This pussy is sweet - I've been aching to eat a
Girl! Like! You!
[PROMISE KEEPER GIRLS]
Dentata, dentata, dentata
[DAWN spoken]
Ow!
[DR. GODFREY]
I'd give all I am
Just to lick at the clam
Of a Girl. Like You
[PROMISE KEEPER GIRLS]
Dentata, dentata, dentata
[DAWN spoken]
That isn’t funny doctor!
[DR. GODFREY]
I cannot explain why I can't
Catch my breath with
Girls. Like. You
[DAWN spoken]
Nine on the pain scale! Nine on the pain scale!
[DR. GODFREY]
The pleasure and pain
And then the "little death"
With girls like
Girls like
With girls like
[DR. GODFREY screaming]
It's true! Vagina dentata! Vagina dentata! Vagina Dentataaaaa!