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Amanda Disney - Jesus Riding Shotgun Bonnie At The Wheel Lyrics

COSMIC DJ 1:
You're now listening to our number 1 cosmic country hit!

COSMIC DJ 2:
Jesus Riding Shotgun (Bonnie at the Wheel)

BONNIE:
SWEET JESUS RIDIN' SHOTGUN
WITH BONNIE AT THE WHEEL
HE LEADETH ME ALONG
THE LOVELY SUNNY COUNTRY FIELDS

THE SHEPERD AND CHAUFFEUR
WEAR A PAIR OF HOLY ROLLERS
SWEET JESUS RIDIN' SHOTGUN
WITH BONNIE AT THE WHEEL

JESUS:
Hi Bonnie

BONNIE:
(Gasp!) Baby Jesus!

REG-JESUS:
Regular Jesus!
BONNIE:
You're not invisible, I can see you-

JESUS:
Eyes on the road, Bonnie

BONNIE:
There's just so much that I need to tell you

JESUS:
Well, that's great, Bonnie, but wait until we get on I-40

BONNIE & JESUS:
WE SET OUT ON OUR JOURNEY
WHILE THE DEW'S STILL ON THE GRASS

JESUS:
BONNIE TELLS HER WHOLE LIFE STORY
OVER A HALF A TANK OF GAS

BONNIE:
JESUS READS ALOUD THE NAMES OF ALL
THE LITTLE TOWNS WE PASS

JESUS:
Smarna!
BONNIE (JESUS):
WITH HIS HAND HUNG OUT HIS WINDOW
LETTIN' AIR BLOW THROUGH HIS NAIL HOLES (WOOH)
SWEET-

BONNIE & JESUS:
JESUS RIDIN' SHOTGUN
WITH BONNIE AT THE WHEEL
IN A ROSY CHEVY NOVA
ROAMIN' OVER CLOVER HILLS

JESUS:
I KICKETH OFF A SANDAL
GOT MY FOOT UP ON THE PANEL

BONNIE & JESUS:
SWEET JESUS RIDIN' SHOTGUN
WITH BONNIE AT THE WHEEL

BONNIE:
Anyway, I feel like this has just been all about me, but- there is one more thing

JESUS:
JESUS DON'T DO TOO MUCH TALKIN'
CAUSES TOO MUCH ON MY MIND
BOUGHT A 44 OUNCE REFILL
I WILL LATER CHANGE TO WINE
BONNIE:
BONNIE'S KIND ENOUGH TO SHOW HIM
HOW TO MAKE HIS SEAT RECLINE

JESUS:
SO JESUS SITS AND LISTENS
FROM FROM A PASSENGER'S POSITION

(Jesus drift off to sleep)

BONNIE:
Oh, Jesus, you are such a good listener! Jesus? Are you awake?
JESUS!

JESUS:
I was only pretending to be asleep! I heard evеrything that you said before you said and that I've alrеady asked you about it!

BONNIE:
Oh, you did?

JESUS:
Yes! So don't worry about it, let's just keep on drivin'!

BONNIE:
Okay, Jesus! Let's just keep on drivin'!

JESUS:
A'ight, well good! 'Cause we're comin' up on a bridge

BONNIE & JESUS:
WE'RE MAKIN' OUR WAY
JUST LIKE THE GENERAL LEE

BONNIE:
Yeah!

BONNIE & JESUS:
WITHOUT THE HURTFUL SYMBOLISM
OF THE CONFEDERACY

(The car, and probably time, freezes mid-jump. Music stops.)

BONNIE:
What just happened?

JESUS:
Well, we're frozen, like in the middle of a jump

(Curtis Reed suddenly exists)

CURTIS REED:
Looks like ol' Bonnie and her buddy Jesus got themselves stuck in the retro TV space time continuum

BONNIE:
Well that's cool. I like it- but I'm kind of in a hurry!

(Curtis Reed no longer exists. The car, and probably time, start up again. Music starts.)

JESUS:
BONNIE'S BUSY RUNNIN' RED LIGHTS
'CAUSE SHE AIN'T GOT TIME TO STOP

BONNIE:
SO HE HEALETH EV'RY POTHOLE
AND HE BLINDETH EV'RY COP

JESUS:
AND I MAKETH THEM TO TAKE IT DOWN
THERE EVER'Y ROAD BLOCK
AND I SHAKE HER JUST TO WAKE HER
EVERYTIME SHE DOZES OFF-

Bonnie, wake up! See?!

BONNIE & JESUS:
JESUS RIDIN' SHOTGUN
WITH BONNIE AT THE WHEEL

JESUS:
I DIVVER HER FROM DANGER
BUT WHEN I HEAR HER TIRES SQUEAL

BONNIE:
KEEPS ME SAFER THAN A SPARROW
WINDIN' DOWN THE STRAIGHT AND NARROW

BONNIE & JESUS:
SWEET JESUS RIDIN' SHOTGUN
WITH BONNIE AT THE WHEEL

BONNIE:
I can't believe the guard [???]! We're almost there! We'll be in the arms of Jedidiah in no time!

JESUS:
Yeah, you will Bonnie. You're gonna be just fine

BONNIE:
What's that mean?

JESUS:
Pull over right over there, Bonnie

I TELL HER I MUST LEAVE HER
AS WE WATCH THE SUNSET BURN

BONNIE:
I SURE WISH HE COULD STAY
'CAUSE I HAVE SO MUCH LEFT TO LEARN

JESUS:
JESUS KNOWS IT'S ONLY FAIR
TO LET THE DEVIL TAKE A TURN
EVEN THOUGH I LET HER SUFFER
I KNOW SHE KNOWS JESUS LOVES HER

DON'T YOU KNOW
I LOVE YOU, BONNIE?

BONNIE:
Yeah, I know. Lord? Are ya there? Lord?

NOW NO ONE'S RIDIN' SHOTGUN
JUST BONNIE AT THE WHEEL
AFTER ALL, A LITTLE RAIN
HAS FALL ON EVERYONE'S WINDSHIELD

JESUS:
AT LEAST NO ONE CAN SAY
I DIDN'T GET HER ON HER WAY

BONNIE:
NO ONE'S RIDIN' SHOTGUN
IS ANYONE RIDIN' SHOTGUN?

No?

I GUESS IT'S JUST BONNIE AT THE WHEEL!