[ROB]
I slept with someone
[LAURA]
I slept with someone
[ROB]
Who slept with Lyle Lovett
[LAURA]
Who handled Kurt Cobain's intervention
[ROB]
I slept with someone
[LAURA]
I slept with someone
[ROB]
Who any guy would covet
[LAURA]
As he's all too glad to mention
[ROB]
I'll never make her liner notes
[LAURA]
I hate the things he cooks
[ROB & LAURA]
I slept with someone who was
Perfect on the books
[ROB]
We got along so brilliantly
Then had nothing to say
[LAURA]
Who needs sex for more than
Twenty minutes in a day?
[ROB & LAURA]
Just who is this person
That I slept with anyway?
[LAURA]
Oh God, I'm so confused
[ROB]
Oh God, I feel so used
Surely there's a better
[LAURA]
Safer
[ROB & LAURA]
Warmer place to be
I slept with someone—
Yippee