(VERSE 1)
He's as bland as tofu, he's the embodiment of plain white bread
He's an unseasoned stew, with a boiled egg-shaped head
And you're so much better than him, everything that I wanna be
So don't become a jealous lovesick fool, please
(CHORUS)
Why can't you tell that he's not into you?
I think you subconsciously know it's true
So for your own good just get a goddamn clue
Why can't you tell that he's just not into you?
(VERSE 2)
I know this isn't you, cause you two used to be so great
And I know every time you see her you fill with rage
Well now you know how I feel every time I hear his name
I'm getting so tired of this age-old cliché
(CHORUS)
Why can't you tell that he's not into you?
I think you subconsciously know it's true
So for your own good just get a goddamn clue
Why can't you tell that he's just not into you?
(VERSE 3)
He's far from who you should be with, why do you care? He's not worth the fight
He's plain, can't take a joke, and he's a little too polite
Hope you get over him, I hope this line of love finally ends
I know he's just not right, can't you go back to being friends?
(CHORUS)
Why can't you tell that he's not into you?
I think you subconsciously know it's true
So for your own good just get a goddamn clue
Why can't you tell that he's just not into you?
(ENDING)
You're tired of him pining, I'm tired of this lovesick you
I'll throw a rose, you'll throw one too
He's just not into you
You're tired of him pining, I'm tired of this lovesick you
I'll throw a rose, you'll throw one too
He's just not into you
I'm tired of this lovegame, can't you go back to being you?
I'll throw a rose, you'll throw one too
Hope he won't be into you