[Verse 1]
Who do you think you're kidding?
They're not staring at you
Your ego's bigger than Jesus
They don't care about you
[Chorus]
Cosmetic Dog
[Verse 2]
Why do you want to demean me?
I've done nothing to you
You seem to want something from me
You're not getting it though
[Chorus]
Cosmetic Dog
[Verse 3]
How come you're always so nasty?
You'll get nowhere like that
Behind you, everyone's laughing
They’re gonna get you fat
[Chorus]
Cosmetic Dog
[Verse 4]
Who do you think you're kidding?
They're not staring at you
Your ego's bigger than Jesus
They don't care about you
[Chorus]
Cosmetic Dog
Cosmetic Dog
Cosmetic Dog