[Verse 1]
Before you ask your mother what went on
On her cruise to the Bahamas
Just ask us instead
Because your mother will certainly be wrong
[Refrain]
This ain't your mama's Bahamas cruise
[Verse 2]
There's music that makes us want to dance
To be Irish, to take a chance
A cruise for the fucking punks
If you're not fucking nuts about
Music then get the fuck out while you can
[Refrain]
This ain't your mama's Bahamas cruise
[Verse 3]
Don't forget to sign up as a marrow donor with Rob
All you have to do is swipe your cheek with a swab
And donations hurt less than tattoos
Real punks care what's outside their tight knit mob
[Refrain]
This ain't your mama's Bahamas cruise
[Verse 4]
Have you looked up everything you can do inside?
It's more than drunken hot tub shows that made us cry
You'll never, ever get bored
It's good it makes a good last supper
Because I can't promise you won't die
[Refrain]
This ain't your mama's Bahamas cruise
[Bridge]
Someone's probably getting lucky
While I sing this but that's all right
There ain't no sea that's ever shone, will ever shine this bright
[Refrain]
This ain't your mama's Bahamas cruise