[Verse 1]
I went online to try to find
A pattern to learn to sew
And it took time to make straight lines
But now I’m taking care of all my clothes
I went online to try to find
A car that wouldn’t break down every day
And it took time to make one mine
But now I can’t remember any other way
[Chorus]
And I went online to try to find out how to talk to you
But it’s a whole year later and I’m no less tongue-tied
And I went online to try to find out how to impress you
But it’s two years later and I’m no better liked
[Verse 2]
I went online to try to find
How I can be bеtter than I am
And it took time but I’ve been surprisеd
To see just how much I can
I went online to try to find out
How to get over my fears
And it took time but now I’m feeling alive
Because I’m braver than I’ve been in years
[Chorus]
And I went online to try to find out how to talk to you
But it’s a whole year later and I’m no less tongue-tied
And I went online to try to find out how to impress you
But it’s two years later and I’m no better liked
[Chorus 2]
And I went online to try to find out how to get over you
But it’s five years later and I’m no less preoccupied