[Verse 1: Greg]
It's a best out of three series:
It's game one, it's game two, it's game three, it's game four
Change is the only constant
Change is the only croissant
[Chorus: Greg & Amanda]
It's a free country, baby
It's a free country, baby
It's a free country, baby
It's a free country, baby
[Verse 2: Greg]
I got a haircut
I got my car fixed
I took my meds on time 4 times today
I got a haircut
I got my car fixed
I took my meds on tuh, plghtuh, da, dah-dah
[Chorus: Greg & Amanda]
It's a free country, baby
It's a free country, baby
It's a free country, baby
It's a free country, baby
[Verse 3: Greg]
Nothing in this store is good enough to steal
So why is there a security camera?
Nothing on this earth is good enough to steal
So why is there a security camera?
[Chorus: Greg & Amanda]
It's a free country, baby
It's a free country, baby
It's a free country, baby
It's a free country, baby
[Outro: Greg & Amanda, Greg]
I liked it better before you were standing next to me
I liked it better before you were standing next to me
I liked it better before you were standing next to me
I liked it better before you were standing next to me
Ha-ha