Good morning fellow losers
Good morning fellow scholars
Do you like making money?
Do you like being weird?
An emergency contact
A text from your mom
A generation gap year
With a certain je ne sais quoi
Good morning fellow perverts
Good morning middle spoons
Do you think it's over?
It really seems like it's over
Do you want to argue?
I don't want to argue
We should donate all our money to um, something
Something good
There are problems with the wind
But the wind is gone
There are issues at the plant
The workers can't carry on
If you need a sign
You can bang my line
Dial 999-9999
The bygones are gone
But what's gone is not forgotten
There are issues at the plant
And the foreman cannot solve them
If you need a sign
You can bang my line
Dial 999-9999
Behold the marble gods
Behold the golden statues
Behold the piece of birthday cake
The size of Lincoln's shoe
Now close your tab
Close all your tabs
You have reached the end of reading
Behold the mansions
Behold the Tesla McDonalds
Behold the ketchup
The other, other red meat
And that concludes
My prepared remarks
I will now be taking questions
There are problems with the wind
But the wind is gone
There are issues at the plant
The workers can't carry on
If you need a sign
You can bang my line
Dial 999-9999
The bygones are gone
But what's gone is not forgotten
There are issues at the plant
And the foreman cannot solve them
If you need a sign
You can bang my line
Dial 999-9999
Dial 999-9999