[Chorus: Rudy Mancuso as Diego The Puppet]
I don't know why I am this way
I get distracted by music everyday
I wish that I could tell her how I feel but I just don't know what to say
It's like a twitch, I guess I'm just a bitch
[Verse 1: Rudy Mancuso as Diego The Puppet]
I try to pay attention, but my OCD is crazy
I say, "Uh, can you please repeat that?"
But most people are lazy
I wish had more confidence, I wish that I was rich
But the truth is that I'm broke and I'm a bitch
[Chorus: Rudy Mancuso as Diego The Puppet]
I don't know why I am this way
I get distracted by these stupid sounds everyday
I just wish that I could focus on my work but I just really want to play
Feels like a twitch, I guess I'm just a bitch
It's like a glitch, I guess I'm just a bitch
[Verse 2: Rudy Mancuso as Diego The Puppet]
I wish I had more strategies, more tools inside my toolkit
I hope one day I find someone who can deal with my bullshit
So many things about me that I wish that I could switch
But the truth is that I'm stuck being a bitch
It's like a glitch, I'm just a little bitch
A complicated stich, and I am just a
[Outro: Rudy Mancuso as Diego The Puppet]
I don't know why I am this way
But I have a feeling that things will be okay
Even though I'm still a little bitch
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