[Intro]
Chillin' on a weekend like usual
Watchin' SpongeBob and Scooby-Dooby-Doo
She took the wires to my PlayStation, she doin' too much
I didn't wipe my butt, I just pooped and got up
She got the cutest daughter, so I went to pick her up
Then almost tossed her 'cause she really kicked me right in my nuts
I had to put some ice on 'em, damn
When she threw a kick, all I heard was "crunch"
[Interlude]
It's cool, man
Got the new rubber duckies on
Life is good, y'know what I mean?
Hahahahahaha
[Verse]
I was in the crib, sippin' drink, watchin' Golden Girls, lil' bitch, ooh
'Bout to grow me a afro and get Jheri curls, lil' bitch, ooh
Left thе milk out all night so it got spoiled, lil' bitch, ooh
Made my girlfriend rub mе down with cookin' oil, lil' bitch, ooh
I like the juice from ramen noodles, is what I drink, lil' bitch, ooh
Wear sneakers without socks so my feet stink, lil' bitch, ooh
The teacher ask me "What's ten plus ten?" I couldn't think, lil' bitch, ooh
Grown man but I still take baths in the sink, lil' bitch, ooh