Go on clutch your pearls
Oh I do declare
Here’s the fucks I give for your feigned outrage
When the robots come to take your job away, you’ll get what you asked for
Let’s pump the breaks a minute
Stop the hot takes a minute
A softer way to spin it
Just like a laser disc
Replaced by VHS
Replaced by DVD
Replaced by Blu-ray disc
Replaced by nothing at all
The proletariat are more expensive, slower, and hardеr to upkeep than a machine
Womp womp
What’s fucking funny is that everyonе’s surprised somebody sold all their data to the right wing/republican/Russian trolls
Here’s the world’s smallest violin playing for your shame
Excuse the tears I’ve never laughed so fucking hard