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Amr Sultan - Straight Man Party Anthem Lyrics

[Spoken: Anthony Padilla]
There's one thing, that many of us, have a problem with
Something that we don’t want to admit
But the harsh reality sets in at least once a year
When you’re invited to a party, and you’re forced to confront, your greatest fear

[Verse 1: Anthony Padilla]
You walk into the party with some hesitation
You find a group of people – join their conversation
Kelly even smiles and waves in your direction
But then that dancy song plays and now you want to die

[Spoken: Anthony Padilla]
What am I going to do?

[Chorus 1: Anthony Padilla & Crowd]
The head bob
The point and raise your cup
The foot tap
The sip and shrug
THE FAKE BATHROOM BREAK!
(His bladder’s really small)

[Pre-Chorus 1: Anthony Padilla]
And when the song’s too long and Kelly’s catching on
You announce a few moves you remember how to do
[Chorus 2: Anthony Padilla & Crowd]
The sprinkler
The chicken wing
The robot
The worm
THE FAKE BATHROOM BREAK!
(He just ate a ton of taco bell)

[Spoken: Anthony Padilla]
You survive that song
People return to their conversations
You’re really good at being apart of conversations
So it looks like you’ve got this night in the bag
Let's just hope that doesn’t happen again…

[Verse 2: Anthony Padilla]
Kelly grabs your hand and puts thriller in the queue, she says
"it’s my song!"
And she wants to dance with you, but you’re not Michael Jackson, you’re just a normal guy
But then it hits you and
You blow her fucking mind!

[Chorus 3: Anthony Padilla & Crown]
The head bob
The point and raise your cup
The foot tap
The sip and shrug
THE FAKE BATHROOM BREAK!
(he’s got food poisoning)*
[Pre-Chorus 2: Anthony Padilla]
And when the song’s too long and Kelly’s catching on
You announce a few moves you remember how to do

[Chorus 4: Anthony Padilla]
The shopping cart
The running man
The Moonwalk
The Macarena

[Outro: Anthony Padilla]
And when you don’t know how to dance, record your friends who can

[Spoken: Anthony]
Sorry I didn’t dance just now, I was busy recording you guys, so…
Yeah, you look good though!
Um, yeah, alright, bye…