[Verse 1]
Promote yourself, look like a cunt
Vodka parties, cushioned walls in a shit club
I ain't bothered where it goes, I've got a job
I'll rot away in the aisles of the co-op, mate, no prob
French Fancies, Mr. Kipling acid dances
Let's laugh at local record plants, elitist hippies
Arrogant cunts, Ian Beale tight trunks
Tight pants, grammar wanker
Walk the plank, pirate manky, sixty kids, where's mine?
Wasting money on shit coffee all the time
Fish fingers, take the batter off
I can't believe you had kids, fuck off
[Chorus]
Jolly fucker
Jolly fucker
Jolly fucker
Mr. Jolly Fucker
[Verse 2]
Lamplight boogie, repress, repress
Bus cunt, move then, mate, move for fuck's sake
The machine goes bleep, ticketless sheep
Baa-baa, crack sheep, have you any rock?
EDL twat, Tommy used to work on the dock
Union went all white, he fuckin' loved it
Take it down, there, take it down, there
Camouflaged Humpty Dumpty crusades
Blood on the hands of working class rage
[Chorus]
Jolly fucker
Jolly fucker
Jolly fucker
Mr. Jolly Fucker
[Verse 3]
Why do I walk on City and Guilded splinters?
Digital time boards in the new public shitters
Soft dips in hard roads, curry night, I'd better watch my words
Two pint buzz and loads of office turds
Push in, don't push me
I was here first, you cunt, can't you fucking see?
[Chorus]
Jolly fucker
Jolly fucker
Jolly fucker
Mr. Jolly Fucker