Well, I told Bill and I told Bob
I told them not to worry about me
And I told Steve and I told Stan
I told them not to worry about me
'Cause all the big boys at the roller dome
Are gonna roll all over me and my face
Well, I told Patty and I told Kathy
I told them not to worry about me
And I told Mary and Tyler-Moore
I told them not to worry about me
'Cause all the big babes up in the city
Are gonna be big all over me and my face
Well, I told Bill and I told Bob
I told them not to worry about me
And I told Flipper and Mister Ed
I told them not to worry about me
'Cause all the big dudes at the disco
Are gonna dance all over me and my face
Well, I told Bill and I told Bob
I told them not to worry about me
And I told Micky and I told Rooney
I told them not to worry about me
'Cause all the beach bums in Miami
Are kicking sand all over me and my face