And with a-muttering in the bush
And metal in the hills
And a serpent in my sign
Five, four, three, two, one, one
Zero, zero, zero, zero, zero…
I was stealing the sting of the seal serpentine
I was sipping to sip
I was second on the right
I was cooley like dooley
I was bubbling like pie
I was doing just fine
Just me, myself and my
Metal detector
Metal detector
Metal detector
Metal detector
Cut that infernal racket out
Okay, that's it
I'm pulling the plug
Five, four, three, two, one, one
Zero, zero, zero, zero, zero…
Hey someone plug that thing back in
I was staring at rings of the serpent in my sign
I was saddle to steed
I was drinking the brine
I was stooley like sooley
I was dangling from twine
I was doing just fine
Just me, myself and my
Metal detector
Metal detector
Metal detector
Metal detector