Intro (Timothy Biggins)
LBR
Biggins
Y2A
Mitch, Rapp in the buildin'
And Kamaaaaaau
And we Lazy as fuck...
When will they learn!?
Verse 1 (Timothy Biggins)
Damn girl, you’re looking good enough to have a snack off
Bitch I'm eatin' everything, cuz first I’m having bath salts
I'm an asshole - but oh so attentive
Know you heard me on the verse, it's parental discretion
I'm ahead of the lexicon, my head is a weapon
I'm a vet and the tongue game La Lengua Exquisite
I'm a MoMA exhibit, they should charge you a visit
But they chargin' you admission to the show that I'm rippin’
Yo, I’m fucking ridiculous. Dick's in the middle of it
Little devil in your eye, kinda hopin’ you'd fiddle it
Got a couple prescriptions and a fear of commitment?
Could see you ridin' dick with a reckless abandon, baby
I'm the bomb and I bet that you’re a handgun
Type to fuck until the kidnap, call it ransom
Random with the train of thought, GOAT like Earl Manigault
I'ma keep on rocking but I'm sorry cuz you gotta go
Verse 2 (Y2A)
Yo, sit down to write, another tight track, I rap for hoes
These sluts is actin' nuts, so what's up honey can i smash it though?
A crazy chick will thrash you, fuck you like an animal
That's why I'm lookin' for these sluts that's most nuts and irrational
I need a cutie that could creep softly
Speak less and fuck loudly, smoke loud, we be cloudy
I keep the roofies like B. Cosby (ha ha)
I hit a groupie so hard, she retard. Cerebral Palsy (damn)
I keep a real snitch in stitches
To keep it real, I'm only here for the beer and the bitches
Fag ass, who gave you your rap pass anyway?
Too ill to do a feature with your wack ass anyway
Everyday, legendary. Lazy Boy visionary
Makin' MCs go get a thee-saurus and dictionary (you know it)
I ain't no diplomat or dignitary - Fuck the money
I'm in it for the pussy cuz these stuck up chicks won't give me any
Verse 3 (Mitch Rapp)
Fresh off of 3 years, so happy to be here
My vision grade A, B, nothin to C here
So be clear, I'ma whole different animal (grrr)
It be claws and paws if I ever lay hands on you
A stand up dude, that'll never take the stand on you
Yeah I'ma Bad Boy, all about making a band or 2
Now Diddy or diddy not, you never gotta question me
Cuz I let the fitty pop, money longer than city blocks
The kid got Styles, new millennium litty Lox
And I came from the bottom, she could tell when she gimme top (woo)
Gimme props, or I'ma blam blam and take'em
Ten toes down when I clap, that's a standing ovation
I'ma manifestation, of when Bam Bam met Satan
Bed rockin' all night, give her hell and I'm skatin' (peace)
Say less! You know the strength of the kid (rawr)
Ain't shit changed but the length of the bid
Rapp
Verse 4 (Kamau Sadiki)
Tell these chickens that I'm cluckin', got that cock a doodle doo
Whatever I'm wantin' to your sister and all of her crew
Not sorry if she's your wifey, but respect's to your mom's
Who's garglin' on my balls while i'm flossin' with the thong
I'm yodelin' in the valley, they gettin' high off blues
I lay it down, she drop it low like she tyin' her shoes
Check the news. I play it safe, have'em sign off on waivers
Serve'em like waiters, cum in her mouth - a flavor saver
Then you kiss her on the mouth, try to talk to me reckless?
You treat her like property and that's a bit sexist
I treat her like a goddess who's rockin' my pearl necklace
Admonishing your apathy for love is so feckless
I'm renovatin', knockin' down the walls and causin' damage
I'm bout to take a nap, but first I'd like a sammich
And now I can end my verse with a line I stole from Shawn
Don't forget to put your ring back on. HaHa