[Verse 1]
I'd rather stand in line at the DMV
Get my car towed on Christmas Eve
Do my taxes every day of the week
Baby, you know it's true
Have a root canal with no Novocaine
Walk a hundred miles in the pourin' rain
Get hit by a runaway train
Just some things I'd rather do, than see you
[Chorus]
Oh no
Hey, hey, hey
Oh no
[Verse 2]
I'd rather wake up in a den of snakes
'Cause I spent enough time with one anyway
Slip in the shower and break my legs
Kiss a stranger with the flu
Get stuck in rush hour on every drive
Stick my head in an angry beehivе
Dig a hole and get buried alivе
Just some things I'd rather do, than see you
[Chorus]
Oh no
Hey, hey, hey
Oh no
[Bridge]
Well I've been cryin'
'Cause you were lyin'
I don't know why my heart's still on the line
Fooled me once, you fooled me twice
I'll be fooled 'til the end of time
[Chorus]
Oh no
Hey, hey, hey
[Verse 3]
So boy if you ever come back around
I might as well walk into a burnin' house
'Cause you burned me too many times to count
No that ain't nothin' new
There's no tellin' what I'd do
What I'd do, if I see you
[Chorus]
Hey, hey, hey
Oh no
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
I said If I see you
No, no, no
Hey, hey, hey
If I see you, oh no, if I see you
Hey, hey, hey
Oh no
If I see you