Talk to Joe Lyrics[Phone Ringing]
[Verse 1]
Well would you look at the state of the country
It's all gone to the dogs
Me landlord's poisining me water
And its killing all me frogs
They're putting up the price of the motor tax
The sea level, and the drink
And I've called me plumber six weeks ago
And he still hasn't fixed me sink
[Pre-Chorus]
Well there's a man down in Donnybrook
You can tell him all your woes
If no one will give you a second look
You can come on and talk to Joe
[Chorus]
And we'll talk to Joe
We'll talk to Joe
We'll talk to Joе
[Verse 2]
Well I tells you Joe, I tеlls you Joe
It's an absolute disgrace
And they've stopped accepting Sterling down in the Dundalk Mace
And I haven't slept a wink Joe, me head's a bloody mess
I'm getting married in the morning and the dog just ate the dress
[Pre-Chorus]
So I think I'm gonna call up Liveline
And I'll give the nation stink
And I tells ya its a bloody disgrace, Joe
Did I mention they put up the drink!
[Chorus]
And we'll talk to Joe
We'll talk to Joe
We'll talk to Joe
[Saxophone Solo]
[Verse 3]
And I tell ya Joe, I tell ya Joe
Me wallet its in bits
I'm after shelling out a fortune for the wife's brand new tits
And I tell ya Joe, I tell ya Joe
I've a pain in me bloody head
Put a turkey in the fridge last night and today the hoor was dead (Turkey Gobble)
[Pre-Chorus]
So I think I'll sit down on the sofa
And I'll pour a glass of wine
There's so many bloody eejits on the radio
They should rename if "Life-Whine"
[Chorus]
And we'll talk to Joe
And we'll talk to Joe
And we'll talk to Joe
[The Sailor on the Rock reel Outro]