Edward was a very merry gentleman
Yes, Edward lived a life of glee
And he fought in the battle in the battle of Stempleton
Where he laid down his life for me
Yes, Eddy had a wife and a baby
And we should all bring them pudding pie
For pudding and pie send a cheerful message
And I hate to see my citizens cry
Now I propose a toast (Huzzah!)
To anyone who lives a life like he
Yes, I propose the roast of a pig for her laid down his life for me
Edward, oh Edward
He could fuck nonstop for a week
So, I propose the roast of a pig for her laid down his life for me
You got your blood in my veins and it was...