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Andrew Sherman - Master Chief Vs Leonidas Lyrics

[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
MASTER CHIEF VS LEONIDAS!
BEGIN!

[Leonidas]
Spartans! Let's start this!
Show this petty officer who's the hardest!
The biggest mistake that you've ever made
I'll toss you like a frag grenade
I'll stomp you in the face with my sandals, enraged
And tonight we shall rhyme in the shade
Your puny fans are fat nerds on computers
Jerking off to games, giving themselves first-person shooters
Your armor's hard, but my abs are harder
You're in my hood now, Chief,this is Sparta!

[Master Chief]
Not so fast
Cortana says you're Greek,so why don't you stick these lyrics up your ass?
They built a monument to my sins,you're the soldier they need you to be
Ain't no way that you can beat me, even my initials spell M.C
While you and your companions were all camping in a canyon
Took a campaign to your house and showed your queen my plasma cannon
They shoulda thrown your rhymes over the cliff because they're sickly
You will not enjoy this, but it will be over quickly
[Leonidas]
Ha! I've had better battles with my six-year-old son
I don't need firepower when I'm rockin' these guns
I'm King, you sleep in a freezer in outer space
I'd look you in the eyes, but you're too much of a bitch to show your face!

[Master Chief]
You've got a bad case of no shirt there, Fabio Flintstone
Your whole plan got messed up by a hunchback with down syndrome
300 asses needed kicking,give more teabags than Lipton
So why don't you quit your bitching, my trigger finger's itching

[Outro]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!