Stoned In Texas, Queensland Lyrics[Verse 1]
My honey's drug money
Rolling pastries, you're rolling dough
She's funny, Bugs Bunny
'Til you're taking the piss, yeah, 'cause that's how you know
My honey's drug money
It feels like danger but that's how we roll
[Pre-Chorus]
It feels like country, it feels like home
It feels like home
[Chorus]
But she's stoned in Texas, Queensland, don't you know?
And she left me here at the border on the way back home
[Verse 2]
Well, my baby, she's crazy
Like food on her face while she powders her nose
Red bottoms, yeah, she's got 'em
She'll pay for your plate while she's selling your soul
My baby, makes gravy, by mixing some herbs with a whole lot of gold, oh
[Pre-Chorus]
It feels like country, it feels like home
It feels like home
[Chorus]
But she's stoned in Texas, Queensland, don't you know?
And she left me here at the border on the way back home
[Verse 3]
Well my lady, she's shady
She costs me a fortune, yeah, that's where it goes
'Cause my money, acts funny
It slips through her fingers with a whole lot of flow
My lady, Scorcese
She's writing your screenplay, you'll know when you know
[Pre-Chorus]
It feels like country, it feels like home
It feels like home
[Chorus]
But she's stoned in Texas, Queensland, don't you know?
And she left me here at the border on the way back home
[Bridge]
My honey's drug money
It feels like danger but that's how we roll
[Outro]
It feels like country, it feels like home
It fees like home
Yeah, yeah, yeah
It feels like home, yeah