[Verse 1]
My alter boy, won't make any noise
In a state of great trepidation
The roman scent, sits on my chest
Like fighting fire with the patron
[Chorus]
I'm a thief, not a safety net
And I'm prone to second best
Left my head on a picket fence
To scare off my only friend
I owe you half of what I am
And that's six feet underground
Ode to praying to the answering machine
My alter boy
[Verse 2]
Alone with her, your skull crusher
Plummet headfirst to the pavement
Your wall flower, little Miss Sinister
I'll find your body in the basement
[Pre-Chorus]
Bite down into your flesh
I'm not sure if you exist
You took everything I have
So I'll be sure to take a heart attack
[Chorus]
I'm a thief, not a safety net
And I'm prone to second best
Left my head on a picket fence
To scare off my only friend
I owe you half of what I am
And that's six feet underground
[Outro]
Ode to crying in the bathroom at the party
Ode to having nothing left to say but sorry
Ode to praying to the answering machine