Raisins come from grapes,
People come from apes,
I come from Canada.
I came in first place,
In a non-existent race,
To rebuild the Parthenon.
The Parthenon’s in Greece,
Or was it in Grease 2?
I can’t keep my movies straight.
When I make mistakes,
I use a lot of salt,
Salt makes mistakes taste great.
I don’t want to be a bother, but I think the phone’s for you.
(Whistling verse) x2
I’ve got orange pants,
I wear them when I dance,
But I don’t get out that much.
You are just too loud,
I passed you in a crowd,
Thank you and keep in touch.
I don’t speak Chinese,
Not even words like ‘Please’,
‘Thank you’ or ‘How are you’.
But I can parle Francais,
I parled a bit today,
It seemed like the thing to do.
I don’t want to be a bother, but I think you’re in my seat.
(Whistling verse) x2