[Intro]
Mr. Klein, Cash
Attention
[Pre-Chorus]
We want peace, they want war (Du-du-du-du-ru-du-du)
Rich stay rich, poor stay poor (Du-du-du-du-ru-du-du)
We want peace, they want war (Du-du-du-du-ru-du-du)
Rich stay rich, poor stay poor (Du-du-du-du-ru-du-du)
[Chorus: Tommy Cash]
I want to fly to Kyiv and go to Moscow (Du-du-du-du-ru-du-du)
I wanna vote Kamala and also vote Trump (Du-du-du-du-ru-du-du)
I wanna be sober and I wanna take a bump (Du-du-du-du-ru-du-du)
I wanna take the piss, but I gotta take a dump (Du-du-du-du-ru-du-du)
(Yes, fuck off, fuck off, yes)
[Verse 1: Joost]
Fuck the EBU, I don't want to go to court
The less get less and the more get more
But fuck that shit, I just want to hardcore
I wanna buy a Samsung in the Apple Store
[Verse 2: Tommy Cash]
I'm not a good rapper, that's the reason that I sing (Yeah)
I'm not a good singer, that's the reason that I rap (Yeah)
I used to love McDonald’s, but I'm never going back
I know that I'm white, but I wish that I was—
[Verse 3: Joost]
And do you ever think that the world would be so safe
That the people never die and nobody got AIDS
I wanna smoke a cigarette, but also hit a vape
I like to keep it straight, but I also like it gay
[Chorus: Tommy Cash]
I want to fly to Kyiv and go to Moscow (Du-du-du-du-ru-du-du)
I wanna vote Kamala and also vote Trump (Du-du-du-du-ru-du-du)
I wanna be sober and I wanna take a bump (Du-du-du-du-ru-du-du)
I wanna take the piss, but I gotta take a dump (Du-du-du-du-ru-du-du)
[Outro: Tommy Cash & Joost]
When I wake up in the morning, I wanna sleep
The people need the money — economy
Joost Klein, Tommy — that's unity
This song is so funny, it's not that deep