Well, it's been too long since I got back home
Maybe ten or so years
So I thought I'd stop at my watering spot
And drink a few and say cheers
To the bar that made me
And the nights that changed me
Back in my glory days
But when I walked in, they'd changed everything
It all felt kinda strange
What's a man gotta do to get a beer 'round here?
I keep asking but it ain't real clear
Can't find a cold one anywhere
What's a man gotta do to get a beer 'round here?
Well, I look around at the leather lounge
And marble tiles on the floor
To the Maître d', it was plain to see
I don't belong here anymore
But I browsed through the cocktail menu
Looking for something I'd recognize
Oh, it's hard to sing a drunken hymn
With tears in your eyes
What's a man gotta do to get a beer 'round here?
I keep asking but it ain't real clear
Can't find a cold one anywhere
What's a man gotta do to get a beer 'round here?
They've got Moscow Mules
And frozen margaritas
For thirty dollars each
They've got little blue drinks
With pink umbrellas
And Sex on the Beach
But what's a man gotta do to get a beer 'round here?
I keep asking but it ain't real clear
Can't find a cold one anywhere
What's a man gotta do?
Oh, what's a man gotta do to get a beer 'round here?
I keep asking but it ain't real clear
Can't find a cold one anywhere
What's a man gotta do to get a beer 'round here?
Oh, to get a beer 'round here