[INTRO: AlX]
Yo, yo, yo
Finland is my city
Shoutout to all my faggers out there
Jake Paul is my dad (dad, dad, dad)
Yeah okay, here we go
[VERSE: AlX & (Casper Kangas)]
I get picked at a lot
'Cuz i'm not really that hot
They say that i'm fat
Like what the fuck is up with that
I eat a burger
(Like it's fucking murder)
I want a big mac with a side of fries
A little bit sprite on the side of that
Then i run all the way
From LA to Pompeii
(I want Burger King or my tummy will sting
I really need food now, i want to see you nude now)
I don't know what it is
But in a moment I need to take a piss
(They bow down to me
Sexy walk like me
Can't we all agree
I'm the hottest one to see)
I'm, i'm, actually, a, rap god
And no you can't join our rap squad
Started off on the wrong foot
Or should i say fake leg maid out of wood
(Or should I? Yes i should
'Cuz I am from the fucking hood)
[HOOK: AlX & Casper Kangas]
KFC that yucky
Yucky shit from Kentucky
Spit it out, and about
Haha, it's alright
[OUTRO: AlX]
Finger licking goods
Taste like it's from woods
I'm all the way up
Up up on the top