[Verse 1: Son]
I was about nine, he was about forty
He was standing on the edge of the pool, talking to a divorcee
He wasn't wearing underpants because he was in boardies
I pulled his pants down to the floor and everybody saw
[Chorus: Son]
My relationship with my dad has never been the same
Since I dacked him at the pool
[Verse 2: Dad]
It was the summer of my marriage separation
It was also the summer of my humiliation
Chased my son to the carpark, gave him a whack
But everyone had seen my genitals, there was no going back
[Chorus: Dad, Son]
My relationship with my son has never been the same
Since he dacked me at the pool
Since I made him look a fool
Since he dacked me at the pool
Since he showed my hog to a stranger
[Outro: Bystanders]
We were just in line to buy a couple snacks
But when that little boy pulled down his father's snacks
Our relationship with the pool will never be the same