[Intro]
(Spoken & Sampled Lines)
Guess who's back
Slim Shady
(Sometimes they come back with a vengeance)
(He's back)
They call him Rap Boy
(He's back and I'm just hearing about this now?)
To the Rap Mobile
(Yeah, he looks like the real Slim Shady)
(He's back)
They call him Rap Boy
(Now he's back)
(Look like Eminem from 8 Mile) (Guess who's back)
[Verse 1]
Sat back playin' Xbox in a locked shed
My eyes got red
Been hotboxing so long that I'm not just a pothead
I became an actual rasta and I've got dreads
Ordered French fries, they gave me frog's legs (Shit, what the fuck?)
And I've been in this fuckin' gulag forever
I lost count of how many times I was shot dead
Fuck your top ten
I'm a monster and a legend like the fuckin' Loch Ness
And no, I do not jest
I walked into a TED Talk with both eyes closed
Still wearin' my headphones 'cause I don't listen to speakers
This is the reason I throw shit at the teachers
And steal a basketball just to kick that shit in the bleachers
Piss on the seat, and I don't mean the one in the toilet
I mean, I'll piss on your fuckin' couch because I wanted to spoil it
So if you want to annoy this world, Rap Boy's at your service
Be a pain in the ass and he'll poison your servants
Destroyin' your nervous system
And if you get dissed, just don't get pissed
'Cause even if I don't mean it, I'm sure you deserved it
[Chorus]
(He's back)
They call him Rap Boy
(He's back and I'm just hearing about this now?)
To the Rap Mobile
(Yeah, he looks like the real Slim Shady)
(He's back)
They call him Rap Boy
(Now he's back)
(Look like Eminem from 8 Mile) (Guess who's back)
[Verse 2]
I just bought a new Glock and I'ma unload two shots
On the next kid I see walkin' past me in crew socks
Thinkin' you retro? You not
You ain't hip, but watch
As I make you hop when I catch you in the shoe shop
And put a few more holes in them new Crocs
And it makes sense why you hips just won't even buy a new watch
'Cause you stuck so far in the fuckin' past
You still listenin' to doo-wop on a boombox
Next, you'll be shootin' foxes in the boondocks
And I don't mind if I look like an asshole
'Cause I'm just starin' at this world through my rearview like 2Pac
And these moon rocks got me laughin' at fat children
Which is the same attitude that helped me to stack millions
So I'ma stay Shady till the day that my ass kills him
And I just bought me a new dress just to piss off Katt Williams
[Chorus]
(He's back)
They call him Rap Boy
(He's back and I'm just hearing about this now?)
To the Rap Mobile
(Yeah, he looks like the real Slim Shady)
(He's back)
They call him Rap Boy
(Now he's back)
(Look like Eminem from 8 Mile) (Guess who's back)
[Outro]
Hip-Hop to hell it is