Intro:
Kendrick: -spare you this time, that's random acts of kindness
Know you're a master maniputalor and habitual liar too
But don't tell no lie about me, and i won't tell truths 'bout you
(shoo)x2
Verse 1:
(huge fuckin fart
Ahh π«π«)x2
*huge fuckin slow fart*
*starts clapping cheeks*
Kendrick: you hear that drake?
That's me clapping your cheeks
*clapping gets faster*
It's over
Drake: k. dot, stop it right now!! π₯Ίπ
Kendrick i demand you to stop clapping my cheeks! π©π
*clapping and music stops*
Supa hot fire: I broke up with my ex girl, here's her number
SIKE!! THAT'S THE WRONG NUMBA βΌβΌπ£π£π₯π₯π―π―
*beat resumes*
Kendrick: ahh π«π«
Verse 2:
Thought the money, the power or fame would makΠ΅ you go away?
Have you ever playΠ΅d "have you ever"? ok nigga let's play
Have you ever watched your enemy down like with a poker face?
Have you ever put drake in a cage?
*boxing bell*
Drake: kendrick im begging you π₯Ί
Kendrick: BAM βΌβΌπ£π£π₯π₯π―π―
Drake: kendrick im begging you let me out of this cage
Kendrick: BAM βΌβΌπ£π£π₯π₯π―π―
Drake: im begging you let me out of this cage, help!! (with echo)
If anyone hear me, if anyone can hear me holup holup holup, holup
*beat stops*
Maybe if i rap, maybe if i rap, they'll listen to me
*passionfruit by drake starts playing*
Drake (with way too much autotune): kendriiick, if you let me out this cage i'll forgive youuuu
Kendrick: stop
Drake (still with way too much autotune): i won't say "nigga" no moooore
Kendrick: (drake, stop)
Drake: kendrick i won't say "nigga" no mooooooreeee
Outro:
*beat stops*
*cage door opens*
Kendrick: aubrey graham, you're free to go
Drake: thank you kendrick lamar, much love π«Ά
*awwww*