The Crayon Song Gets Ruined Lyrics[Intro]
Hey kids
Welcome back to the wonderful show's imaginary fun learning emporium-palooza extravaganza hour for kids
[Verse 1]
[Red]
Hello kids. I'm the color red
And I brought my friends to teach you about them
They're the colors of all the things
You see and red is me, the color of awesome things like hearts, and roses, and mars
But most importantly love, love, love, love, love
[Black]
Blood, blood, blood, blood, blood
[Everyone]
Hooray
[Verse 2]
[Orange]
Hi. I'm orange like mac and cheese
Let's name other orange things now if you please
You got pumpkins, and tigers, and the desert sand
[Black]
Prescription bottles
[Orange]
Monarch butterflies
[Orange, black]
And all your orange friends
La, la, la, la, la, la
Cheese (PILLS)
What are you doing?
what I was born to do
[Verse 3]
[Yellow]
As you can probably guess, yellow's pretty fun
[Black]
Jaundice
[Yellow]
You can find it on a bus, or the rays from the sun
If you ask me—
[Black]
Jaundice
[Yellow]
Yellow's number one
[Black]
Liver failure
[Yellow]
If you like yellow and sour
[Black]
Jaundice
[Yellow]
Then try a lemon
[Everyone]
Jaundice
[Yellow]
Dang it
[Verse 4]
[Green]
I once ate a bug that was the color green
But the e.r. said it was a poisonous thing
So that explains why I threw up green and
Inside that green there were chunks of green
I bet you wish you hadn't listened to green
[Everyone]
Hooray
[Blue]
Why didn't you change that one?
[Black]
I like that verse
[Verse 5]
[Blue, black]
The ocean is a place where many creatures live
nightmares
It's the deep blue sea
and it'll kill you to death
[Blue]
And it's mysterious
[Black]
Especially if you are on titanic, so let that sink in. pun intended
[Everyone]
Hooray
[Verse 6]
[Purple]
Don't blow this for us man come on
Purple is the color of many pretty
Things from a lilac—
(*Black tases purple*)
[Blue]
(*Screams*) dude
[Green]
(*Screams*) hooray
[Verse 7]
[Brown]
I guess it's my turn
There are brown things like dirt
I, uh, can't remember the words
Please don't hurt me
(*Black tasers brown*)
(*Screams*)
[Everybody]
Hooray
[Verse 8]
[White]
White things include—
[Black]
All broken bones
[White]
And doves and paper and
[Black]
And rabies' foam
[White]
There's ivory—
[Black]
Worth a lot of money, if you want to buy some then email me
[Green]
Hooray hooray
[Verse 9]
[Black]
Black is the color of emptiness. I feel it in my
Soul 'cause I'm an emotional mess
[Purple]
Ahhh ahh (*JUMPS ON BLACK*)
Take care of the body shove him up a kid's
Nose or something
[White]
Back to normal
[Verse 10]
[Skin color]
I'm the last crayon in the box you see
And the color that they assigned to me is this
Just think about that for one moment
*Mic drop* get your hands off of me
[Outro]
[Green]
Hello kids, I'm the color green
Just click the red button to subscribe to me
Like the video and comment below what's your favorite color?
Do your insides glow from radioactive food?
I ate a shiny rock
Hooray