Goldeneye 64 LyricsYeah
(Chortles)
This is the story of Goldeneye 64
Yo (x3)
Alright, I remember it like it was yesterday
In 1997, hey
We played a game called Goldeneye and it was really great
You could play with four people and they were all cool
Cause I had Joel, Meng and another one, too
No wait, I didn't know Meng, yet, but I would soon
And that is cool, because, well
I need to go to school
And I'm back in school in 1998
And it's great except I'm not there
Wait, what am I saying?
If I'm not thеrе
Then how was I therе?
I don't know, but I am scared of...
Oh, yеah
It's because I skipped school because I was too cool
That's why I ruled the playground, yes
When anyone messed with me I punched them in the head
Ok, now
That was great, but somehow I was also a nerd
Uh, wait, wait
Because I climbed into bushes with my friends and we traded Pokémon™
Oh my God, yes
That sounded like a euphemism for something else
But I promise you I didn't get the help from anyone, no I didn't need it
Except, there was a girl named Samira and she
Well, she told me that she wanted me to f*ck her and we were like 14 years old
And I, looking back on it, I shoulda done it
But, now I know that I wouldn'ta done it
Because, well, I was too scared
I thought I'd get AIDS and, well, that's weird
Because I was only 14 and who has sex then?
Wait, maybe they do it at 10
Okay, now I need to stop
I was talking about Goldeneye, but I'm off my knocker a little bit
And I'm a little strange
I'm a little deranged, because that's okay because I'm on my medi-sane
And my medicine is what I mean and my medi-sane is with me
Because we're okay
And the pills keep me straight
And I know I've, mive, got a head on my neck
(Chortles)
Okay (x6)
Now playing with power weapons is the best
I've got the RCP-90 and I'm putting ya to the test
You've got a little Klobb and you're a little blob
Because you're f*ckin' that god damn Odd Job
And now I am talking about Jaws
The tall motherf*cker in suspenders he's also odd but he's not a job
No, he is Jaws and he's a big guy that's going to smash you in the face, yeah
Alright
And I'm getting a rocket launcher and I'm going to shoot it down in the temple
And you're gonna dodge it and I'm gonna get p*ssed
But I'm gonna get the green crate'a ammo that's it
And now I'm coming back around the corner, motherf*cker
And guess what I found
A couple remote mines and I'm stickin' them to you
Motherf*cker, there is nothing that you can do
Because you're going to blow up and I'm gonna bust you into motherf*ckin' pieces that's true
Because I'm the motherf*ckin' best and the golden gun just got shoved in-between your mom's buns
And I guess that means that I'm winning, motherf*cker
I'm winning
I always win
Beat my friends at Goldeneye 64 and I'm back in 1994
And the game didn't exist, but in my head it did because, well, I manifested that sh*t
Because I'm just a god inside of a human's body
And I think I'm getting pretty hotty