Doublewide Lyrics[Verse 1]
I ain't too good to love a man who's paid to haul a load
If he stops his truck to help a turtle in the road
I ain't no filet mignon, I'm just chicken fried
And I need someone tall and single to share my doublewide
I'd dress up real nice for a funny ship fitter
Better than a legal liar making six figures
Sit down to a home cooked meal and sweet potato pie
I need someone tall and single to share my doublewide
[Chorus]
Swiping just ain't worth a damn
Need me a True Value man
Long as there's gold in his heart
'Cause I need someone kind and strong to hold me in the dark
[Verse 2]
If he changes tune I won't be playing second fiddle
If he's "kinda married" I ain't getting in the middle
But if he stays true I swear I'll never leave his side
I'll make that man feel like a king here in my doublewide
I ain't even thirsty for some six pack abs
Rather tie a drumstick to a string and catch some crabs
Trailer's small but it's paid off and warm and clean inside
We'll build a little life together in my doublewide
[Chorus]
Patsy Cline would understand
Cash can't do what roses can
He can even pick the park
'Cause I need someone kind and strong to hold me in the dark
[Bridge]
When our phones all ring at once I want his arms around me
His beard against my neck all safe and small
And when the lights go out I'll be so glad he finally found me
That I don't think I need him to be tall...
[Verse 3]
Maybe we'll get forty years and win the PowerBall
Get my hair done and play "Pretty Woman" at the mall
Buy a big old house and watch our grandkids run outside
Be just as happy watching TV in our doublewide
[Chorus]
Front porch swing, you hold my hand
Wanna do country stuff with my man
In awhile you won't notice when dogs bark
Just need someone kind and strong to hold me in the dark
That's one sexy farmer's tan
Found me a True Value man
Rub the wires together 'til you hear the spark
Then drive back to my doublewide and put it into park
'Cause I need someone kind and strong to hold me in the dark