[Verse 1]
I thought when you showed up an hour too early to my party
You were probably there just to help me set up
I asked you to grab the balloons from the hallway
I thought that you'd help but you said we should talk
Today's the day that you chose to end it
My mascara's not waterproof
My friends will be here in thirty minutes
Guess today doesn't matter to you
Guess one day a year doesn't matter, matter to you, matter to you
[Chorus]
Fuck you, it's my birthday
Couldn't this wait 'til next Thursday?
Now I can't even enjoy my cake
'Cause crying makes my stomach ache
Only gift that you gavе was killing the mood
It's my birthday, fuck you
[Verse 2]
I'm gonna look awful in all of these picturеs
(Gonna look awful in all of these pictures)
Gonna have to sneak into the bathroom to cry
(To cry, to cry)
I've spent the whole night explaining why you're missing
When I should be having the time of my life
But you chose tonight, so
[Chorus]
Fuck you, it's my birthday
Couldn't this wait 'til next Thursday?
Now I can't even enjoy my cake
'Cause crying makes my stomach ache
Only gift that you gave was killing the mood
It's my birthday, fuck you
[Bridge]
If I say that I'm fine that'd be a lie
365 and you had to choose tonight
Why couldn't you wait
[Chorus]
Fuck you, it's my birthday
Couldn't this wait 'til next Thursday?
Now I can't even enjoy my cake
You're killing the mood, seriously
Fuck you, it's my birthday
(It's my birthday)
Couldn't this wait 'til next Thursday? ('Til next Thursday)
Now I can't even enjoy my cake
'Cause crying makes my stomach ache
Only gift that you gave was killing the mood
It's my birthday, fuck you
[Outro]
It's my birthday
It's my birthday
Guess one day a year doesn't matter, matter to you
'Cause it's my birthday, fuck you