(Italian accent makes him sound like he's swearing when he's not)
[Verse 1: "The Italian Man who went to Malta"]
One-a day I'mma goin' to Malta to bigger hotel
In the morning I go down to eat breakfast
I tell a waitress "I wanna two pieces of toast"
She brings me only one piece
I tell her, "I want two piece"
She said, "Go to the toilet"
I say, "You no understand
I wanted two piece on my plate"
She said, "You better not piss on your plate, you son of a bitch!"
I don't even know the lady and she's calling me "son of a bitch"
[Pre-Drop: sample]
I dont need this shit!
[Instrumental]
[Verse 2: "The Italian Man who went to Malta"]
Later, I go to eat at the big restaurant
The waitress brings me a spoon and a knife
But no fork
I tell her, "I wanted the fork"
She telling me, "Everybody want to fuck"
I say, "You no understand
I wanna fork on my table"
She said "You better not fuck on the table, you son of a bitch!"
I don't even know the lady and she's calling me "son of a bitch"
[Pre-Drop: sample]
I dont need this shit!
[Instrumental]
[Verse 3: "The Italian Man who went to Malta"]
So, I go back to my room in a hotel
And there is no sheets on the bed
Called the manager and tell him "I want a sheet"
He tell me to go to the toilet
I say, "You no understand
I wanna sheet on my bed"
He said, "You better not shit on my bed, you son of a bitch!"
I go to the check-out and the man at the desk said, "Peace on you!"
I said, "Piss on you, too, you son of a bitch!"
I'm gonna back to Italia
Arrivederci
[Instrumental]
[Pre-Drop: sample]
I dont need this shit!
[Drop: sample]
I dont need this shit!