What’s got four legs and ticks
Who’s not good at his tricks
He won’t inspire you to put on a tie
Race dog, retired- I’m so glad he’s mine
He’s last in every race
He lets the sprinkler hit his face
In doggie heaven, he'll sniff all the butts he likes
But until then, my friend, he’ll just sniff mine
Santas Little helper
Santos L Halper
Jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the Simpsons