[Chorus]
Girl germs, no returns
Can't hide out they're everywhere
Girl germs, no returns
Have to come out and play the game
[Verse 1]
Girls are the rots, you insist
By pulling my ponytail you persist
To put down my goofy game
When yours is goofy just the same
A paper doll of superior boyness
Clinging to your clubs to mask your own shyness
Singing only boys with the goods
For a clubhouse in the woods
[Chorus]
Girl germs, no returns
Can't hide out they're everywhere
Girl germs, no returns
Have to come out and play the game
[Verse 2]
You spin round on your carousel
Going nowhere and looking swell
Sometimes I catch you looking my way
You always get scared and run away
'Cause co-ed playground means confrontation
With boyish fears of girl intimidation
You're too cozy in your all boy clubhouse
To even consider having Kool Aid at my house
[Chorus]
Girl germs, no returns
Can't hide out they're everywhere
Girl germs, no returns
Have to come out and play the game
[Verse 3]
Why don't you love slurpees in the sun?
Why can't we go to skippies house for fun?
I see you said bored with heart decay
How you missed out you'll realize one day
How you missed out you'll realize one day