[RUZA]
I'm a great American bitch
I refuse to wear corsets and lace
I earn my own wages
And burst into rages
When men say, "Know your place"
My boss tried to fondle me under my skirt
And I kicked him like this in the crotch where it hurt
I got fired, but hey
I'd rather be right than rich
'Cause I'm a great American bitch
[ALICE, LUCY, DORIS & INEZ, RUZA]
She's a, she's a great American bitch
She's a (I'm a)
She's a (I'm a )
[ALICE, LUCY, DORIS, INEZ & RUZA]
Great American bitch
[INEZ]
I'm a great American bitch
[ALICE, spoken]
Queen bitch
[INEZ]
I seduce whoevеr I please
[RUZA, spoken]
Very jеalous
[INEZ]
I fornicate freely
And some say I really
Bring gentlemen to their knees
I proposed to a Dutchman
We're wedded in bliss
'Cause he doesn't mind who else I might kiss
Thought most of the time
I prefer to scratch my own itch
'Cause I'm a great American bitch
[ALICE, LUCY, RUZA & DORIS, INEZ]
She's a
She's a great American bitch
She's a (I'm a)
She's a (I'm a )
[ALICE, LUCY, RUZA, DORIS & INEZ]
Great American bitch
[ALICE, spoken]
Lucy, your turn
[DORIS, spoken]
Lucy, go
[INEZ, spoken]
Come on, Lucy
[LUCY]
I'm a great American—
[LUCY, spoken]
I'm sorry, honestly just don't love that word
[ALICE, spoken]
We'll do it together, come on
[ALICE]
You're a great American bitch
[LUCY, spoken]
Well, thanks
[ALICE]
I've known it since sophomore year
[LUCY, spoken]
Not this story
[ALICE]
When Professor McMollar said only male scholars
Could manage a doctor's career
[INEZ, spoken]
Boo, professor
[ALICE]
He drove this expensive new Ford Model T
So I scratched it all over with my bedroom key
But Lucy went further
[LUCY]
I may have pushed his car into a ditch
[ALICE, spoken]
Why?
[LUCY, ALICE, INEZ, RUZA & DORIS]
Cause I'm a great American
She's a, she's a great American bitch
I'm a, I'm a (She's a, she's a)
[ALICE, LUCY, RUZA, DORIS & INEZ]
Great American bitch
Drink if they've called you a nag
[INEZ]
Drink if they've called you a slut
[ALICE]
Or a shrew
[ALICE, LUCY, RUZA, DORIS & INEZ]
Drink if they've called you a crazy hag
Drink if the rumors are true
[DORIS]
I'm a great American bitch
[ALICE, LUCY, INEZ & RUZA]
Yes you are!
[DORIS]
Once, I cut my own hair
[RUZA, spoken]
Doesn't count
[DORIS]
And one time I took out a library book
And never returned it, I swear
[INEZ, spoken]
Oh, you're bad
[ALICE]
Young lady, thy bitchhood hath only begun
[INEZ]
We'll train you
[LUCY]
Ordain you
[DORIS, spoken]
Thank God
[RUZA]
Better run
[ALICE, LUCY, RUZA, DORIS & INEZ]
Here's to our coven
And long may we love to bewitch
To the great American bitch
[ALICE, LUCY, RUZA, & DORIS, INEZ]
You're a, you're a great American bitch (You're a great)
You're a, you're a great American bitch (American bitch)
[ALICE, LUCY, RUZA, DORIS & INEZ]
You're a, you're a great hysterical
Arrogant, lecherous, treacherous U.S.A
[ALICE, LUCY, & RUZA INEZ & DORIS]
Bitch (You're a, you're a)
Bitch (You're a, you're a)
Bitch (You're a, you're a)
[ALICE, LUCY, RUZA, DORIS & INEZ]
Bitch!