[Intro: Roger Jackson]
Here's a riddle
When is a croquet mallet like a billy club?
I'll tell you
Whenever you want it to be
[Refrain]
Oh-oh, oh-oh
Oh-oh, oh-oh
Oh-oh, oh-oh
Oh-oh, oh-ah
Ah-ah, ah-ah
Ah-ah, ah-ah
Ah-ah, ah-ah
Ah-ah, ah-ah
[Break]
He-he-he-he
Ho-ho-ho
He-he-he-he
Ho-ho-ho
He-he-he-he
Ho-ho-ho
He-he-he-he
Ho-ho-ho
[Refrain]
Oh-oh, oh-oh
Oh-oh, oh-oh
Oh-oh, oh-oh
Oh-oh, oh-ah
Ah-ah, ah-ah
Ah-ah, ah-ah
Ah-ah, ah-ah
Ah-ah, ah-ah
[Break]
He-he-he-he
Ho-ho-ho
He-he-he-he
Ho-ho-ho
He-he-he-he
Ho-ho-ho
He-he-hе-he
Ho-ho-ho