How do we make it free
From a year without E3?
Try to see any glee
In a time without E3?
Look at me and agree
Any world without E3
Just could not possibly be!
Since 1995
You had been a light in my life!
Nobody would believe
All the wonderful magic
And Soul that I had seen in thee
Now I grieve
As you leave with no retrieve
E3
You were the #1 way to learn about all the new games...
(You were the #1 way to learn about all the new games)
I said that everybody imitating you came off lame...
(I said that everybody imitating you came off lame)
But now that you're not here to show up and put them all to shame
It just won't be the same!
Now there's no motivation to care for the new gaming news
(Now there's no motivation to care for the new gaming news)
When no one qualified enough is able to fill your shoes
(When no one qualified enough is able to fill your shoes)
Don't want no game to be shadowdroppin' on a tepid Tues-
-Day Twitter afternoon
Without you
Say you're the Game Awards
I'll pray that I don't get bored
They don't know how to entertain!
Nay to the State of Play
I wait for the day all companies may
Again conjugate
For today, we all play in divide
Maybe to say that we've laid the good
Days behind
So must I let you go?
E3 E3 E3 E3 E3 E3 E3
E3 E3 E3 E3 E3 E3 E3, E3...
We gotta look for inner peace
But I just can't shirk the feelings that we'd
Leave incomplete
Punishment I have to fear we deserve
That much we can't ignore
What wasn't done to incur your return?
Why couldn't we have done more?
Alvin, my brother
There is another
Owed more blame
And we all know your name
Not a man, more than a figurehead toady
For corporate suits who ruin everything
Even when you stand with Kermit's roadies
Clearly only one of these puppets have strings!
You bring microtransactions
And console war factions
And layoffs and ads and ev'ry delayed game
On the topic of strings
How can you dare to sing
Any praise to the game makers you play
Off of your stage?
(You fill me with so much rage)
Through your deception, you made me believe
You'd never be one to cheat me
Truth, in reflection, is seen
You betrayed us all morally
For commercial priority
You're the one who destroyed E3
Your name is Geoff Keighley
(Save E3)
(Set me free)
(From Keighley's)
(Tyranny)
Our Electronic Entertainment Expo
Won't go with no other show!