[Verse 1]
He's my friend, but he's so mad
He hangs around, they think he's mad
He has a bike, he has a knife
And he's awake all through the night
[Pre-Chorus]
The kids at school thought he was nuts
They thought he'd shoot their fuzzy butts
I guess it's cool to be that feared
I'm glad you ain't a guy like me
[Verse 2]
But I'm so glad that I do know
That you're a puppy at a door
Such tender coon, so innocent
Are you that brave or just pretend?
[Pre-Chorus]
Your looks are wild, your hair on point
Now go and get those glasses on
When night time comes what you will do
Is think about your loved ones too
[Chorus]
Go, talk to the moon, rabid raccoon, I do love you
As a friend, yes, 'cause I'm a mess, yes, I confess
When you come down, we'll hang around in this cute town
Searching for trash, looking for bars bellow the stars
[Verse 3]
He's like a kid, he feels a star
He always smiles like he's at war
With a long sword covered in blood
Tho he ain't really very tall
[Pre-Chorus]
His footsteps are so silence that
You'll never know he's at your back
But when it's night and you're asleep
He may walk out to check the street
[Chorus]
Go, talk to the moon, rabid raccoon, I do love you
As a friend, yes, 'cause I'm a mess, yes, I confess
When you come down, we'll hang around in this cute town
Searching for trash, looking for bars bellow the stars
[Bridge]
See me, I'm not moving, tho I'm shaking, I'm so silent
I just want to feel your arms, let's go bed, it's late tonight
I'm so scared, but it's okay, close your eyes, I'll be okay
I know you care, but it's so late, please, don't mind about me, okay?
[Chorus]
Go talk to the moon rabid raccoon, I do love you
As a friend, yes, 'cause I'm a mess, yes, I confess
When you come down, we'll hang around in this cute town
Searching for trash looking for bars bellow the stars
[Verse 4]
A final line I'd like to state
To anyone who mess with him
I will break your neck, I will shoot your face
If you dare to touch his pretty face
[Pre-Chorus]
He can do much more of what I can do
But you won't be save if you insult him too
'Cause I will protect every little hair
Of that fuzzy ball, so don't you dare
[Chorus]
Go talk to the moon rabid raccoon, I do love you (Rabid raccoon!)
As a friend (Go talk to the moon!), yes, 'cause I'm a mess (Oh yeah!), yes, I confess (Ouh!)
When you come down, we'll hang around in this cute town (Ouh!)
Searching for trash (La, la-la-la-la), looking for bars (La, la-la-la) bellow the stars (La, la-la-la-la, rabid raccoon!)
[Outro]
See me, I'm not moving (Duri-duri, duri-du, duri-du)
I just want to feel your arms, let's go to, it's late tonight
I'm so scared- okay, close your eyes, I'll be okay
I know you care, but it's so late, please, don't mind about me, okay?