[Chorus/Intro]
I love your drag, I wanna be like you
I love your d-drag, drag
I love your drag-drag
I love your d-drag, drag
I love your
I love your drag I wanna be like you
Don’t ask you know who wore it better
Now it's twenty questions
Human G can you be my drag mother?
I don’t do drag
[Verse 1: Human Girl]
Just like I’m mother but I don’t do drag
Baby bird tryna make me [retching noise]
‘Cuz I already ate what you wish you had
And I've got no gag reflex, you can eat my ass after (?)
Now your mug is off
I fixed it
When you de-drag it’s like early Christmas
Bad juju if I tell you my wish list
I love your drag I’m like
Don’t quit this
You can dance, I tell jokes
[Hehe]
I feel choked
I don’t dance but I’m sweaty
[Panting noises]
I think you’re coming for me
You’re giving comedy
But the club is dead-y
Midnight on a Wednesd-y
I’m giving charity
Give you makeup tips
‘Cuz I took all yours before your song was ready
I love your drag
I already tipped, so I clap
You didn’t know the words to that lip-sync rap
I know all the words ‘cuz I made them
[This is an original Human Girl track]
I could watch you twirl and swirl until I hurl
[? Pussy]
[Ew!]
But when you come back around, girl, I’m like;
“Who’s that new queen, she’s so familiar?”
She’s being careful
Like every other girl in Vancouver
[That was brave as fuck y'all, b-brave as fuck]
[Give it up for the real Human Girl]
[Chorus]
I love your drag I wanna be like you
Don’t ask you know who wore it better
Now it's twenty questions
Amy G can you be my drag mother?
I don’t do drag
[Verse 2: Amy Grindhouse]
I’m your contestant number sixteen
From the beautiful state of British Columbia
[Boo]
[Boo, you stink!]
And my favourite letter is cum
You wish I was your mother I’m a real girl
My titties getting bigger I’m a showgirl
Please I’m a star, okay girl
Keep trying ‘cuz you’re serving brick girl
[Huh!]
Wanna work so you’re doin’ spotlights
I get paid when I walk in on-site
I try to transition, but they say I’m too pussy
9 years in the game and they still wanna book me
I don’t wear makeup
Just chapstick
Yeah, I’m into jazz
But not scat bitch
Just a blonde, cis, woman, with a girl dick
Coochie on the floor watch me (?) my pink print
I got a full bush
Presidential
I run the city
Check my credentials
Bitch, I’ll leave you gagged I’m a slut
I don’t do drag
I just fuck
[Chorus]
I love your drag I wanna be like you
Don’t ask you know who wore it better
Now it's twenty questions
Human G can you be my drag mother?
I don’t do drag
I love your dra-dra-drag
I love your dra-drag
[You better work it out bitch]
I love your dra-dra-drag
[Wait, are they not done?]
I love your
[I thought they were done, everyone started clapping]
[Outro: Human Girl]
We're the real girls, you’re AFAB
We're more fab
You’re a fake girl
You’re a boy, girl
Are you the, girl?
Are you real, Girl?
Whatever gender I decide, I assign like teacher
These human boys can’t get enough of her
Like extracurricular
You’re not like all the other human girls
Like extraterrestrial
I’m not diva
I am girl
I am not doll
I am the real
I love your wig, like what’s the material?
It’s human, girl
[Girl, we out here, kill it]