[SAMMY]
He wrote a song six years ago
While playing in a wedding band
[GEORGE]
The word got out and suddenly
His band was super in demand
[TINA TURNER IMPERSONATOR]
People call him the wedding singer
He sang at weddings and soon the name was apt
[HOLLY]
But he got dumped by his fiance and then
He just snapped
[TINA TURNER IMPERSONATOR]
He just snapped
[HOLLY]
He just snapped
[TINA TURNER IMPERSONATOR]
He just snapped
[HOLLY & TINA TURNER IMPERSONATOR]
He just snapped!
[CYNDI LAUPER IMPERSONATOR]
He met a girl named Julia
Who saved him from his tale of woe
[HOLLY & TINA TURNER IMPERSONATOR]
Whoa oh oh
[IMEDLA MARCOS IMPERSONATOR]
Arnel akong ngalan Imelda
Asa man ang banyo 'ninyo
[HOLLY & TINA TURNER IMPERSONATOR]
Yo yo yo
[BILLY IDOL IMPERSONATOR]
For those of you who speak Filipino
You know that things ended up the way they should
[MR. T IMPERSONATOR]
That's the way that the story ends
[ROSIE]
Care to dance?
[MR. T IMPERSONATOR]
(sung)
Yes I would
(spoken)
Come on granny show me what you're made of!
[RONALD REAGAN IMPERSONATOR]
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. and Mrs. Robbie Hart!
[ROBBIE, JULIA & ENSEMBLE]
If I told you
What I'm feeling now inside
You'd be certain
There's not a single thing that we should hide
If I hold you
There's one problem you should know
If I hold you
I might not ever let you go
[WOMEN]
Never let you go!
[MEN]
Never let you go!
[MEN, WOMEN]
So when it's your wedding day Oh oh oh
And my music starts to play Oh oh oh
I can guarantee that
[ALL]
Love will always find you
[MEN, WOMEN]
Yeah when it's your wedding day Oh oh oh
All the problems melt away Oh oh oh
If you count on me
[ALL]
'Cause love is what...
[ROBBIE]
I do
[JULIA]
I do
[They kiss. Everyone sings.]
[ALL]
I do!
Love is what I do!